So there’s this new girl at my work.  Her name is Brianna.  When I met her last weekend, she didn’t seem so bad… then I talked to her.

She told me that she’s a sophomore at Glens Falls High School, so I was like, Oh my boyfriend goes there too.  So she asked me what his name was, and when I told her, she starts doing this high-pitched giggle and says, “I know him, well, kind of.  I know who he is anyway.”  I thought it was kind of weird because she was giggling so badly so later in the shift I brought him up again.  I said, “So, you know my boyfriend?”  and she was like “Well, yeah, kind of, he goes to my school.  He’s a Senior, right?”  I was like, Yeah.  Then she went on to tell me who his close friends were, what sport he played, and where he sits at lunch.  I was like, what the hell, freak!  Are you stalking him or something?  But I didn’t actually say that (since I have to work with her and all).  Then she said, “So how did you wind up with someone from Glens Falls?”  I said, “Oh, he works here and we started dating last summer.”  So she was like, “How long have you been together?” and I said “nine and a half months.”  She started giggling AGAIN and then was like “So you must be getting sick of him, right?”  No, actually I’m not bitch.

If you had just heard her…. AHHH!  This girl Kate I work with was like, “Stupid whore.  At least Andy won’t do anything.”  Oh well.  Seeing as I’ve been there so long, I can just make her do gross work that will make her smell bad.